Peter on Walking

"i was born with spina bifida and i get nothing, yet michael jackson moonwalks and he gets morphine and demerol and whatnot... i'd be happy just to WALK, much less moon-fuck-walk!"

Peter on Life, Part 8

"i woke up to take a nap... thanks for making me remember how bad my life sucks*"

*spoken to a friend who asked him what he did with his day.