Peter on Hope, Part 3

"now if only i could find a woman with big tits to believe and say the same thing...*"

*comment by peter after a friend said, "you're a bastard and i love it."

Peter on The Family Guy

"the family guy is another reason that the aliens won't come here and give us their technology."

Peter on His Value

"i'm a fount of knowledge and you'd do well to listen."

Peter on the Homeless

"see, i could warm up a can of soup for them and play them a clip* and really change their life... tomorrow they'll still be hungry, but the clip will last forever"

*peter is an artist working primarily in audio, typically in the form of .MP3 clips.