Peter on Cooking

"fact is, my mother didn’t teach me how to cook. i learned myself at age 3, standing on a chair, frying eggs in the kitchen! i learnt way back then that i’d have to fend for myself!"

Peter on Dale T's Eggs

"dale T is a stupid egg-eating motherfucker! i don't know where he gets the idea that he can crack his fuckin' eggs and leave the shells all over the kitchen, in coffee mugs and bowls and shit. have you ever left egg shells out with a little egg white? you know what it does? it turns into fucking concrete! you know what it's like trying to scrape that shit outta the bottom of a bowl?"