Peter on The Olympics, Part 3

"i think that you have to have one nut in the grave to male figure skater."

Peter on The Olympics, Part 2

"scott hamilton has the gayest voice in history of gayness."

Peter on Productivity

"my version of productivity is not pissing on myself."

Peter on Rice Crispy Treats

"i have 4 boxes of rice fuck crispys and no milk... talk about being screwed."

Peter on The Olympics

"it's funny that there are so many olympians from NY state... of course, there ain't much else to do here except risk your life and hope for the best."