Peter on M-Rated Games

"it's like going from hamburger to turkey burger... sure, it's good, but not the same. "

*talking about playing M-rated games on wii vs the 360 or ps3.

Peter on God's Feelings

"on palm sunday some old biddy at church took some palms, announcing she was going to take them home to her family. well, gram got all worked up and bitched about it to me, 'they were not blessed by the priest, peeder!' she was worried that god was going to smite the woman. i just looked at her and said,

'i think god feels pretty much the same way i do about it gram.'"

Peter on Country Music, Part 4

"this song* makes me want to put a shotgun to my face just to dull the mood."

*any random country song.

Peter on Error

"the error is yyyoooooooouuuuuuuuu!*"

*microsoft