Peter on Dale T's Lusts

"he was standing there in bliss like he just won the lotto!" (referring to dale T's* lust for hobbitses**)

*Dale T is Peter's father. Allegedly.
**Hobbitses refers to the race of pint-sized, rotund, food-focused and adventure-averse creatures called Hobbits that populate British writer and scholar J. R. R. Tolkien's fictional world of Middle Earth. In Tolkien's book, The Lord of the Rings, the character Gollum refers to hobbits as "hobbitses." Because of the pint-sized, rotund, food-focused nature of Dale T's second wife, Peter has deemed her to be a "hobbit" and thus, in anger and woe, often speaks of her as a "hobbitses."