Peter on Cough Medicine

"cough syrup. that shit is fuckin' vile! it's like sucking the ball sack of a fuckin' donkey after he's been rolling in a pile of monkey shit. that's what that stuff tastes like! and it comes with the little plastic cup and you're supposed to measure and shit... fuck that! i just swig that shit right down. i figure if i take too much, guess what? i'll die! cold's over! cold is gone! you dead, no more cold!"