Peter on Beans

"i opened a can of beans today (using the pop top lid) and the thing blew up. there was a very loud popping sound and beans shot out every which way, hitting the walls, my face and shirt, all over the cupboards, and some even landed on my dog. trust me, i’m not joking. the force fired off like a cannon and thrust the lid into my left index finger, causing me a sharp numb and stingy feeling that lasted for about a half an hour or more."