Peter on Looks

"when you find yourself hating the way you look, guess what? probably other people do as well so take the hint, and cover the fuck up!"

Peter on Stank

"there is sausage grease and smoky cock smell all over me. it's a rather good smell."

Peter on No Fat

"i’ll die before any of that light mayonnaise or sweet-n-low crap ever comes into this house - or near my lips for that matter! that light mayo tastes like wood glue and should simply be used as such! how in the world can anyone produce that type of shit and think that it tastes good? and don’t even get me started on that sweet-n-low fake sugar packet stuff!"