Peter on HD

"HD deez nutz! i'm just saying, everything is going high def... why not da nutz?"

Peter on Rock Music

"if you listen to marilyn manson, you know the devil's got a cock in your ear."

Peter on Stank

"there is sausage grease and smoky cock smell all over me. it's a rather good smell."

Peter on Hips

"i'm telling you right now - i said it before and i'll say it again - swinging your hips is great, but getting someone else to do it for you, now that is where the real magic is... and i don't mean that sexually, either."