Peter on Football, Part 6

"i want to see the saints go down, only because they annoy me... damn it, these mardi-gras motherfuckers are givin' me the shits."

Peter on Bare-Chestedness

"ugly women shouldn't show their tits, even in jest."

Peter on CBS Programing

"watching football on CBS is like watching porn on the family channel; it just doesn't work well."

Peter on Fulfillment

"i'm bent over sideways with excitement.*"

*what peter said after relating to his friend that he was soon to take receipt of a widescreen TV, a meal from burger king, and an episode of online game play via xbox live.

Peter on Gram's Birthday

"last year it just sort of happened. i walked by the carrot cake, it looked good, i wanted some, and BOOM - we had a party."

Peter on Family Trees

"my family tree is a lot like one of those inverted, upside down christmas trees. i'm at the bottom, of course, and much like a football team with cleats, everyone else is just piled up on top of me kickin' and screamin'."

Peter on the Burger King Triple Whopper

"i'll tell you what - holy shit - i started having chest pains while eating the burger king triple whopper... that thing is brutal."

Peter on Salted Nuts

"this might be the prosser in me talking, but damn it... i sure do love me some salted nuts!"