Peter on Colds, Part 2

"you got two orifices but can't breathe through either of them, you're fucked!"

Peter on Paralysis

"i wake up half paralyzed four or five days a week!"

Peter on Medical Woes

"when they ask me if there is any new relevant information they need to know about, i'm going to lift my fuckin' shirt, pull down my little pants, and show them my freakin' hernia. and i'll say 'here's exhibit A, bitches!'"