Peter on Writing

"Listen, if you're going to write a book and it ain't gonna make a lick of sense, then what's the point? OK? I'm gonna write a book and type out 'DUCK-UH, DUCK-UH, DUCK-UH, DUUUH!' and if you can't grasp what DUCK-UH, DUCK-UH, DUUUH! means then, guess what, I failed as a writer! Did I not? Yes, I did.'"