Monday, July 15, 2013

Peter on Sciatic Pain

"I wish I could get people to grasp what Sciatic Nerve pain actually is. When we are at the store, my father is like: "Just take your time," and "You need to get out and walk around a lil bit" ...yeah, and why don't you just get out and "walk around" my dick a few times! Honestly, does anyone have a clue what having spasms shooting up and down your right leg, to the point where it's just bobbling back and forth uncontrollably like and old sea worthy sea captain!? Or that just trying to roll over illicits such sharp pain that you don't even hear yourself screaming!? Or having your lower back so hobbled up that the only way to straighten it is to plant your feet into a doorway and with your arms, push it back into place! Thankfully, it doesn't act up all the time, but when it does, it's 3 to 4 weeks of pure bullshit!"

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