Peter on Gifts That Keep on Giving

"I think my father might be in for a rude awakening! I can't seem to locate my 'Grandma's Effin' Potato Salad' (I added the 'effin' for flavor), and it might be in the back of his truck... and it should be warm tomorrow,  too. Whole pound of that shit is gone - $4 worth, rotting in the back of his truck."