Peter on Life, Part 13

"my days are becoming more and more worthless as my life trucks on."

Peter on Charity

"the problem is that i have both my shoes. if i didn't, then people would feel sorry for me and give to me. see, when you are 400 lbs and bitter, no one cares."

Peter on Dancing

"people who dance need to be beaten.*"

*spoken after seeing a commercial for a show featuring dancers from around the world

Peter on Effort, Part 3

"i mean, it comes to the point where you just have to stop trying. i’m not suggesting giving up. no. that would be to easy and, well, messy... and i don’t know where to buy a gun, anyway."

Peter on Disownment

"disownment* is a funny thing."

*disownment: the state of being kicked out of house and home, rejected by kith and kin, and violated by family, state, weather patterns, time zones, and God.

Peter on the Welfare Office

"like everyone in the welfare office doesn't already have a sob story.*"

*comment on gram's notion that pete should give the welfare office a sob story to convince them to help him.

Peter on Perspective, Part 2

"get this. 90+ people just died in india today. here in america bush just pardoned a fucking turkey. put that in perspective."

Peter on Holidays, Part 2

"i hate when people have to run off to their families. me, i'm trying to get away from mine, and they just wont go."

Peter on Bitching, Part 3

"there's always bitching to be had!"

Peter on Stickers, Part 2

"these store stickers that have no meaning to me at all, the consumer - i get a little bit fucking uppity. i just get a little bit fuckin' uppity with these stickers, ok? i get really pissed off. very pissed off."

Peter on Holidays

"holidays suck! this may seem harsh, but you’ve never spent the holidays with my family! it’s just not a happy thanksgiving unless the words 'lazy bastard,' 'get a job,' 'cut your hair, you bum,' a whole plethora of curse words including my holiday favorite: 'you fucking son of a bitch!' i mean i feel the love, i really, really do!"

Peter on Solitude

"see it’s not that i’m anti-social, i just hate people. it’s nothing personal. don’t call me, don’t bug me! i know you mean well but you’re pissing me off! EMAIL is the word of the day around here! you want me, then you email me. but you call me, I get angry! it’s rather simple when you figure out the rules."

Peter on Life, Part 6

"life doesn’t suck, just all the other people in it."

Peter on Life, Part 5

"honestly, i wanna wake up and realize my life has been nothing but a bad dream."

Peter on Jokes

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Peter on Women

"to me, women are vindictive bitches 99% of the time."

Peter on Life, Part 3

"nothing. still no love, no money, no hope.*"

*spoken in response to the question 'so what's new in the world?'

Peter on The Boss

"i think i speak for everyone with more than 2 active brain cells when i say FUCK THE BOSS! i didn't want to listen to him today,* much less know i'll have endure the prick during the super bowl, too! i mean, come on!"

*said after bruce springsteen presented a new song on sunday night football this week.

Peter on Chem Trails

"of course if they would stop seeding my fucking skyline there wouldn't be any rain at all. dude, i'm telling you, i'm telling you, you mark my fucking words, they are seeding shit in the fuckin' atmosphere. i guarantee you - i would bet my genital region on it. i sat here and watched 'em fuckin' do it."

Peter on the Stars, Part 2

"the fuckin' alignment of the stars... they line up and they say FUCK YOU!"