Peter on Bitching, Part 3

"there's always bitching to be had!"

Peter on Holidays

"holidays suck! this may seem harsh, but you’ve never spent the holidays with my family! it’s just not a happy thanksgiving unless the words 'lazy bastard,' 'get a job,' 'cut your hair, you bum,' a whole plethora of curse words including my holiday favorite: 'you fucking son of a bitch!' i mean i feel the love, i really, really do!"