Peter on Attention

"if all you're doing is listening to this,* you're hurting for something. you're looking for something and you ain't gonna find it!"

*a particularly lengthy and pointlessly meandering bitch clip made by peter

Peter on Life, Part 9

"gram and the state both have pushed me to this level, to where i can make a 55 minute clip of driveling bullshit that means nothing to anyone - now, granted, there might be a few gems in there that you could pull out - but in general, it's worthless.*"

*peter commenting on his current feeling about his only art form and sole mode of communication, the bitch clip.

Peter on a Bucktoothed Bitch

"no, no, no, it's called orthodonistry. know it, love it, live it."

Peter on Piss Shoes

"like i got nothing Better to do than crawl myself out of bed, stand on the porch, expose myself to God and Nature, and piss in some crazy bitch's shoes?*"

*peter's comment upon hearing that he was accused of peeing in his father's wife's shoes.

Peter on Bitching, Part 3

"there's always bitching to be had!"

Peter on Bitching, Part 2

"expect it! expect the bitches! expect the bitches to commence! ok? expect it!"

Peter on Women

"to me, women are vindictive bitches 99% of the time."