Peter on Going Green

"i'm telling you what, the next motherfucker that tell me to go green, is going to go size 13*!"

*peter's shoe size, inserted in the rectum

Peter on Charity

"the problem is that i have both my shoes. if i didn't, then people would feel sorry for me and give to me. see, when you are 400 lbs and bitter, no one cares."

Peter on Bush and Shoes

"dude, name me one american (other than ma bush) who doesn't want to throw something at bush?*"

*spoken after a friend mentioned the now infamous shoe throwing incident in iraq.

Peter on Piss Shoes

"like i got nothing Better to do than crawl myself out of bed, stand on the porch, expose myself to God and Nature, and piss in some crazy bitch's shoes?*"

*peter's comment upon hearing that he was accused of peeing in his father's wife's shoes.

Peter on Bladders

"my bladder is good, i just need to find some more shoes to piss in"