Peter on Rush and Hannity

"oh, oh, oh! rush will be on hannity tonight! that's like watching one horse take a shit and the other rolling in it."

Peter on Bush and Shoes

"dude, name me one american (other than ma bush) who doesn't want to throw something at bush?*"

*spoken after a friend mentioned the now infamous shoe throwing incident in iraq.

Peter on Perspective, Part 2

"get this. 90+ people just died in india today. here in america bush just pardoned a fucking turkey. put that in perspective."

Peter on Government

"see, i'm all for my government asking me never to go outside again"