Peter on Independence, Part 2

"when you find yourself laying in a pool of your own blood and piss, guess what? independence day is over, and will smith ain't coming to the rescue! you have to face facts: you're old and worthless! time to die."

Peter on Trials

"god sends me trials to piss me off."

Peter on Piss Shoes

"like i got nothing Better to do than crawl myself out of bed, stand on the porch, expose myself to God and Nature, and piss in some crazy bitch's shoes?*"

*peter's comment upon hearing that he was accused of peeing in his father's wife's shoes.

Peter on Stickers

"stickers piss me off. any sticker. i don't give a fuck what it is, where it is, how it is - unless it's like a scratch-n-sniff kinda sticker."

Peter on Solitude

"see it’s not that i’m anti-social, i just hate people. it’s nothing personal. don’t call me, don’t bug me! i know you mean well but you’re pissing me off! EMAIL is the word of the day around here! you want me, then you email me. but you call me, I get angry! it’s rather simple when you figure out the rules."

Peter on Bladders

"my bladder is good, i just need to find some more shoes to piss in"