Peter on Football, Part 6

"i want to see the saints go down, only because they annoy me... damn it, these mardi-gras motherfuckers are givin' me the shits."

Peter on CBS Programing

"watching football on CBS is like watching porn on the family channel; it just doesn't work well."

Peter on Football, Part 5

"men should never touch other men's asses"

Peter on Football, Part 4

"seeing morgan freeman commercials during football makes my nipples hard."

Peter on Madden, Part 3

"the man* speaks in circles."

*john madden

Peter on Football, Part 3

"because he* loves horses, there is no glory** as long as there are horses around.***"

*eli manning
**personal glory
***to take the glory upon themselves

Peter on Madden

"now i'm stuck here all day and the only highlight is madden. you know you've entered the 9th level of hell when that's all you have to look forward to."

Peter on The Boss

"i think i speak for everyone with more than 2 active brain cells when i say FUCK THE BOSS! i didn't want to listen to him today,* much less know i'll have endure the prick during the super bowl, too! i mean, come on!"

*said after bruce springsteen presented a new song on sunday night football this week.

Peter on Football, Part 2

"i don't get 'unnecessary roughness.' it's football, not ballet."

Peter on Football

"eli* looks like he wants to watch movies with horses in them."

*manning, QB of the NY giants