Peter on Rice Crispy Treats

"i have 4 boxes of rice fuck crispys and no milk... talk about being screwed."

Peter on Independence, Part 2

"when you find yourself laying in a pool of your own blood and piss, guess what? independence day is over, and will smith ain't coming to the rescue! you have to face facts: you're old and worthless! time to die."

Peter on Bill Gates

"only pain and suffering are down this road my friend*"

*going back to a PC after the mac died

Peter on Clothing

"when you're topping about 400, the term “one size fits all“ doesn't really apply any more!"

Peter on Wellbeing

"i feel like crap, but ironically, look like crap, too... so i guess it all evens out sideways somehow."

Peter on Life, Part 14

"well, life would be worth living then!"*

*...i went to the doctors and he asked me "if life was worth living," and i said, "i guess so why?" he then tells that i should get a scooter, so say to him, "well life would be worth living then!" i don't think he got that i was joking.

Peter on Life Without the Internet

"being without the internet feels like dying and finding out that god is cap'in lou wit' rubber bands on his face/neck/breast/chest and head."

Peter on The Sea

"there's nothing off the coast you need! there's sperm-semen all over the place!"

Peter on Hell

"if you're sitting there, jerking off, listening to rock music, watching harry potter on DVD you're probably going to hell, you know, you might be going to hell, ok? that might be what sends you to fucking hell finally forever, and that's it, ah, blblbblb, no redemption for you!"

Peter on the Devil

"EVERYTHING IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!"

Peter on Rock Music

"if you listen to marilyn manson, you know the devil's got a cock in your ear."

Peter on Hope

"i just hope that the occasional slap to the nuts will be worth it in the end..."

Peter on Foolishness

"if i put my nuts in a blender and hit puree - i ain't got a reason to wonder why i can't procreate anymore."

Peter on Life, Part 13

"my days are becoming more and more worthless as my life trucks on."