Peter on Hope

"i just hope that the occasional slap to the nuts will be worth it in the end..."

Peter on Sympathy and Canes

"you see someone with a cane, there's sympathy. you see a 400 lb man wandering around the chip aisle with a cane, there's no sympathy."

Peter on Life, Part 7

"i want to get a life but, you see, that ain't happenin'. some times you got to do what you got to do when you can do it."

Peter on Pretty in Pink

"dear God, at 300 lbs the term 'pretty in pink' does not apply!!"

Peter on Life, Part 3

"nothing. still no love, no money, no hope.*"

*spoken in response to the question 'so what's new in the world?'