Peter on Self-Determination

"i will do as i will when i will and not a second sooner."

Peter on Billing

"what are these bastards going to do, come to my house 2 weeks before christmas and break my goddamn legs if i don’t pay? and, hey, here’s an idea: when someone checks “bill me later,” try doing that! i haven’t received any goods or services from these people yet they're all up in my anus! if i don’t pay then close my account and stop being assholes about it!"

Peter on Jokes

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Peter on His Bad Side

"don't be getting on my bad side... either of them."