Peter on Bioshock Infinite

"I cavity-searched the game. At least I felt like I did!"

Peter on Bioshock Infinite

"I cavity-searched the game. At least I felt like I did."

Peter on the New Tomb Raider

"All that game - all that Tomb Raider - fucking needed was some fuckin' T-Rex's and some dick! And some 'I AM TUROK!' and some little triangles... little gold triangles. That's all it needed."

Peter on Making Money on the Internet

"I'd do anything for a dime! I'd play with my dick for a dime! For 25 followers!"

Peter on the Internet

"I'm not stupid enough to assume I'm always gonna have an internet connection."

Peter on Nintendo

No, Reggie! No! My body is not ready, Reggie!