Peter on M-Rated Games

"it's like going from hamburger to turkey burger... sure, it's good, but not the same. "

*talking about playing M-rated games on wii vs the 360 or ps3.

Peter on Error

"the error is yyyoooooooouuuuuuuuu!*"

*microsoft

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 4

"this… this is why nintendo is evil*. because people with teeth like that, should NEVER be smiling, EVER. you got teeth like that**, you got nothin’ to be happy about."

*peter commenting on a commercial for a video game on the nintendo wii system.

**several people in the commercial were orthodontic nightmares.

Peter on WiiFit

"nothing, there is a 330 bls limit... sooo, i could put my right nut on it and hope for the best.*"

*when asked what he would do with a nintendo wiifit.

Peter on Success

"my life just started at this point.*"

*referring to the point he was quoted (about 2 minutes into) a nintendo forum video show**
**http://gonintendo.com/?p=64860

Peter on Cosplay

"if the cosplay is decent then it's all fine and good. but these toolbags who dress up like tingle* in their moms underwear really need help. i mean, i'm all for dressing up in your moms underwear, but tingle? there is something not right about all that."

*tingle is an openly gay character from the "legend of zelda" games series.

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 3

"i got this stupid woman emailing me from the site saying she agreed with me* and wanted to know if i wanted to play with her and her husband. no, bitch! you single and you good looking? maybe. but not if you got a husband. i don't wanna be playing with you. i mean, jeez. i don't wanna be playin' with some old woman and her husband. you about 22 to 28 and you're attractive? you know, then i wouldn't mind playing with you. see, the problem is that i'm a realist. i ain't got time for that kinda shit."

*a video gaming forum

Peter on Medical Woes, Part 2

"in my physical condition i got nothin' to do except sit around, watch DVDs, play with myself, and play video games. that's it. that's it. there ain't nothing else to do. and the middle one is getting boring, too. how bad is that?"

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 2

"i just took my pain pills and i'm ready to race!*"

*spoken to a friend via instant messenger while waiting for him to come back to play mario kart ds.

Peter on Football

"eli* looks like he wants to watch movies with horses in them."

*manning, QB of the NY giants

Peter on Video Game Heros

"dash*, why did you fall? dash, you're a fucking moron. mario, why did you fall off the platform, you stupid bastard?"

*dash rendar, from lucasarts "star wars: shadows of the empire" for the SNES.

Peter on Video Game Violence, Part 2

"to be honest with you it's a way to relax. i know that sounds weird especially if you are yelling and cursing at the screen and throwing the controller, but it's true."

Peter on Video Game Violence

"yes, i get frustrated, i get angry. yes, i've thrown the controller, yes, it happens. does that mean that video games equal violence? i can't draw that connection. yes, you get angry. but you know what? you get angry at your kid, too. tell me there hasn't been a time that anyone who's a parent has wanted to literally just beat the shit outta their kid. tell me that. the only difference is, with a controller, if you throw the controller and if it breaks you go buy a new one. you get mad at the kid, you beat the kid, the kid breaks, you can't buy a new one."

Peter on Video Game Etiquette

"don't sit there and peek around the corner and ask me stupid questions when i'm playing a video game like 'who's winning?' I'M winning. that's all you need to know."