Peter on Wii Lack

"950 billion wiis sold and i'm the only person left on god's green earth* that hasn't found one yet? that's depressing."

*peter himself

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 4

"this… this is why nintendo is evil*. because people with teeth like that, should NEVER be smiling, EVER. you got teeth like that**, you got nothin’ to be happy about."

*peter commenting on a commercial for a video game on the nintendo wii system.

**several people in the commercial were orthodontic nightmares.

Peter on WiiFit

"nothing, there is a 330 bls limit... sooo, i could put my right nut on it and hope for the best.*"

*when asked what he would do with a nintendo wiifit.

Peter on Success

"my life just started at this point.*"

*referring to the point he was quoted (about 2 minutes into) a nintendo forum video show**
**http://gonintendo.com/?p=64860

Peter on Cosplay

"if the cosplay is decent then it's all fine and good. but these toolbags who dress up like tingle* in their moms underwear really need help. i mean, i'm all for dressing up in your moms underwear, but tingle? there is something not right about all that."

*tingle is an openly gay character from the "legend of zelda" games series.

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 3

"i got this stupid woman emailing me from the site saying she agreed with me* and wanted to know if i wanted to play with her and her husband. no, bitch! you single and you good looking? maybe. but not if you got a husband. i don't wanna be playing with you. i mean, jeez. i don't wanna be playin' with some old woman and her husband. you about 22 to 28 and you're attractive? you know, then i wouldn't mind playing with you. see, the problem is that i'm a realist. i ain't got time for that kinda shit."

*a video gaming forum

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 2

"i just took my pain pills and i'm ready to race!*"

*spoken to a friend via instant messenger while waiting for him to come back to play mario kart ds.

Peter on Mario Kart and Jesus

"mario kart and jesus. dude, what more is there?"