Peter on Blood

"...there's blood in the corn!*"

*a reference to stephen king's "the stand" and to the fact that peter often rips his gums on the cob of his corn whilst tearing the sweet nuggets from hence.

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 4

"this… this is why nintendo is evil*. because people with teeth like that, should NEVER be smiling, EVER. you got teeth like that**, you got nothin’ to be happy about."

*peter commenting on a commercial for a video game on the nintendo wii system.

**several people in the commercial were orthodontic nightmares.

Peter on Doctors

"i’m just wondering - would it be possible to sue that stupid disability doctor? you know, maybe at the least i could get a court order in place to force her to put in her damn front teeth while giving exams. is that possible? i think i’m in still shock over that. i don’t need nasty gum gaps in my face. it’s like looking directly into the sun. i think i need $20 million for my sprained eyes or something! unreal! of course some fool court would probably grant me that... but help with paying for pain medication and keeping the heat on is out of the realm of possibility, right?"