Peter on Country Music, Part 5

"country music is a lot like having your mouth open when the dog farts."

Peter on Country Music, Part 4

"this song* makes me want to put a shotgun to my face just to dull the mood."

*any random country song.

Peter on Country Music, Part 3

"if you've heard one country song then you have A) pretty much heard them all, and B) have heard enough."

Peter on NASCAR

"i hate NASCAR people. i hate em. i hate them. i hate hillybilly, lowbred hicks. i hate country music motherfuckers."

Peter on Football

"eli* looks like he wants to watch movies with horses in them."

*manning, QB of the NY giants

Peter on Country Music, Part 2

"i am not a hillbilly. i don't wanna hear about hillbilly life. i don't give two shits about what a hick goes through on a daily basis; you know: 'excuse me, but my beer's empty', 'can you help me find me a bottle opener?', 'my smokes are gone.' how can people live with this shit and play it 24 hours a day?

Peter on Country Music

"the dude takes a term and puts it with another term and they call it a hit. 'outta da clear blue skyyyy!' and of course, what do they name the song? 'clear blue sky.' uh, hello? it'd be like the little red chevy... LIL' RED CHEVYYYY! na nat nah nana nah na! i mean what the fuck is that?"