Peter on M-Rated Games

"it's like going from hamburger to turkey burger... sure, it's good, but not the same. "

*talking about playing M-rated games on wii vs the 360 or ps3.

Peter on Wii Lack

"950 billion wiis sold and i'm the only person left on god's green earth* that hasn't found one yet? that's depressing."

*peter himself

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 4

"this… this is why nintendo is evil*. because people with teeth like that, should NEVER be smiling, EVER. you got teeth like that**, you got nothin’ to be happy about."

*peter commenting on a commercial for a video game on the nintendo wii system.

**several people in the commercial were orthodontic nightmares.

Peter on WiiFit

"nothing, there is a 330 bls limit... sooo, i could put my right nut on it and hope for the best.*"

*when asked what he would do with a nintendo wiifit.

Peter on Mario Kart and Jesus

"mario kart and jesus. dude, what more is there?"