Peter on Fatty Foods

"i don't need no more fat. i'm trying to git rid of enough of my own without side-saddlin' up to a cows blubber!"

Peter on Looks

"when you find yourself hating the way you look, guess what? probably other people do as well so take the hint, and cover the fuck up!"

Peter on Cosplay

"if the cosplay is decent then it's all fine and good. but these toolbags who dress up like tingle* in their moms underwear really need help. i mean, i'm all for dressing up in your moms underwear, but tingle? there is something not right about all that."

*tingle is an openly gay character from the "legend of zelda" games series.