Peter on Family Ties

"when i say that i HATE my family, i simply mean that love them with unconditional attitude."

Peter on Madden, Part 2

"the fact that madden has to try to pronounce all these black football player's names is proof enough for me that God does, in fact, love us."

Peter on Dale T, Part 7

"dale T’s drunken stupor of love seems to have made him become more retarded than normal, if that were even possible. he’s like a mindless little goat, just walking about the fields waiting to be milked by roving farmhands."

Peter on Timezones, Part 3

" you're* the time zone whore! you are the one that destroyed the love of time for me."

*peter's friend matt

Peter on Success

"my life just started at this point.*"

*referring to the point he was quoted (about 2 minutes into) a nintendo forum video show**
**http://gonintendo.com/?p=64860

Peter on Family Feuds, Part 2

"we love each other... but we’re better off loving each other from the other room."

Peter on Winning a Heart

"i'm a firm believer: you wanna win my heart? twenty bucks or dinner. that's it. twenty bucks or something to eat, ok?"

Peter on Horse Love

"i don't see the horse thing* as being sexual (though don't quote me on that), but as more of a lust for ponies. like a love for westerns and shit."

*peter believes NFL quarterback eli manning has a strong interest in horses

Peter on Dale T's Social Life, Part 2

"in all reality - especially if you're dale T in dale T's reality... there's nothing to be happy about. the man, all of a sudden, he's on cloud 9, he's dancin' around, he's humming - HUM HMM HMM MMM HMMM HUM HM HMUMM - he's dancin' and singin' and doing stupid fuckin' shit i ain't seen the man do a day in his life. i don't know where this new, um, midlife crisis came from, but it needs to end."