Peter on Family Ties

"when i say that i HATE my family, i simply mean that love them with unconditional attitude."

Peter on New York State

"we need to change new york state from "new york", to NEW FUCK! instead of calling it "upstate," call it UP FUCK! instead of NY, NY, call it fuckfuck, FU. instead of nyc, call it newFUCKcity."

Peter on Looks

"when you find yourself hating the way you look, guess what? probably other people do as well so take the hint, and cover the fuck up!"