Peter on People

"don't get me wrong, i do like people, but fuck 'em!"

Peter on Family Feuds, Part 2

"we love each other... but we’re better off loving each other from the other room."

Peter on Perspective

"my life is nothing more than a cosmic joke for God and satan to sit around - all shit-faced like the King from burger king - trying to find new ways to jag my ass. i understand my role in their earthly skits and amusements."

Peter on Family Visiting

"people don't understand - i'm not like a normal person. i'm not a normal person. i'm not one of these socializing type people. you wanna socialize with me, give me twenty bucks and get the fuck outta my face. that's how i work, that's how i operate. that's my life, that's what i do."

Peter on Country Music

"the dude takes a term and puts it with another term and they call it a hit. 'outta da clear blue skyyyy!' and of course, what do they name the song? 'clear blue sky.' uh, hello? it'd be like the little red chevy... LIL' RED CHEVYYYY! na nat nah nana nah na! i mean what the fuck is that?"