Peter on Family Feuds, Part 3

"my grandmother can’t…nay, WON’T accept the fact that dale T’s a whore and that he has moved on with his pitiful, mustached life. his lies and his fornication are just too much for her to handle!"

Peter on Timezones, Part 3

" you're* the time zone whore! you are the one that destroyed the love of time for me."

*peter's friend matt

Peter on Legs

"......pffftt *farting loudly*, OOHHH MAH LEGS WENT OUT!"