Peter on Fulfillment

"i'm bent over sideways with excitement.*"

*what peter said after relating to his friend that he was soon to take receipt of a widescreen TV, a meal from burger king, and an episode of online game play via xbox live.

Peter on Wellbeing

"i feel like crap, but ironically, look like crap, too... so i guess it all evens out sideways somehow."

Peter on Education

"i'll educate these fuckin' bastards and send em fuckin' sideways!*"

*said upon seeing that his local area wanted to raise taxes to help increase funding for education.