Peter on Independence, Part 2

"when you find yourself laying in a pool of your own blood and piss, guess what? independence day is over, and will smith ain't coming to the rescue! you have to face facts: you're old and worthless! time to die."

Peter on Blood

"...there's blood in the corn!*"

*a reference to stephen king's "the stand" and to the fact that peter often rips his gums on the cob of his corn whilst tearing the sweet nuggets from hence.

Peter on HD

"HD deez nutz! i'm just saying, everything is going high def... why not da nutz?"

Peter on Woe, Part 3

"i'm telling you what, there is nothing like eating cheap, shitty ice cream on a stick only to have the stick splinter and send shards into your fucking bottom lip."

Peter on Gainful Employment

"really, i need a fucking income, but tell me what a fat asshole cripple with a lack of concentration can actually get for work?"

Peter on Bladders

"my bladder is good, i just need to find some more shoes to piss in"