Peter on Hell

"if you're sitting there, jerking off, listening to rock music, watching harry potter on DVD you're probably going to hell, you know, you might be going to hell, ok? that might be what sends you to fucking hell finally forever, and that's it, ah, blblbblb, no redemption for you!"

Peter on Madden

"now i'm stuck here all day and the only highlight is madden. you know you've entered the 9th level of hell when that's all you have to look forward to."

Peter on How to Read Poetry

"let me get you back on the path of righteousness here by saying this is all about me and not the poem in question.*"

*spoken while commenting on dante's 'inferno'