Peter on Piss Shoes

"like i got nothing Better to do than crawl myself out of bed, stand on the porch, expose myself to God and Nature, and piss in some crazy bitch's shoes?*"

*peter's comment upon hearing that he was accused of peeing in his father's wife's shoes.

Peter on NASCAR

"i hate NASCAR people. i hate em. i hate them. i hate hillybilly, lowbred hicks. i hate country music motherfuckers."

Peter on Dale T, Part 2

"i'm just trying to figure out the idea. i'm just trying to figure out what it is about dale T that she feels she needs to have in her life. ok? she's just looking for a cheap date? you know, maybe someone to rachet up some shit around her house? i don't know. i mean, if she's lookin' for a handy man that's about the only thing that dale T's got that's a redeeming quality."

Peter on His Father's Fornication

"do what ever you want, just don’t do it at the house!*”

*said to his father mere months before the house was taken over by the new girlfriend

Peter on Harassment

"she’s* been harassing me and causing me grief for months and all I’ve done was EXIST!"

*the hobbit

Peter on Dale T's Lusts

"he was standing there in bliss like he just won the lotto!" (referring to dale T's* lust for hobbitses**)

*Dale T is Peter's father. Allegedly.
**Hobbitses refers to the race of pint-sized, rotund, food-focused and adventure-averse creatures called Hobbits that populate British writer and scholar J. R. R. Tolkien's fictional world of Middle Earth. In Tolkien's book, The Lord of the Rings, the character Gollum refers to hobbits as "hobbitses." Because of the pint-sized, rotund, food-focused nature of Dale T's second wife, Peter has deemed her to be a "hobbit" and thus, in anger and woe, often speaks of her as a "hobbitses."