Peter on Wii Lack

"950 billion wiis sold and i'm the only person left on god's green earth* that hasn't found one yet? that's depressing."

*peter himself

Peter on Lite Iced Tea

"have you ever tried to drink iced tea with fake sugar packets?? it just ain’t the same, and this on-going beverage blasphemy just isn’t going happen ANY MORE. all i want is real sugar in my tea and real mayo for everything else. is that so hard? i’m not asking for world peace or mountains to crumble or anything, just give me a few earthly delights before i die!"