Peter on Perspective

"my life is nothing more than a cosmic joke for God and satan to sit around - all shit-faced like the King from burger king - trying to find new ways to jag my ass. i understand my role in their earthly skits and amusements."

Peter on the Cosmic Dildo

"the cosmic dildo can also bring joy!"

Peter on Everything You Have

"everything that you have is because of me. you'd have no success if it wasn't for me. ok? your success thereof or lack there of is all a direct result of somehow trying to fuck me over. not that you did it intentionally, because you gotta understand that there's deeper work workin' here. there's a deeper cosmic dildo workin' here."

Peter on Cosmic Jokes

"his name is dannl the dentist sty-full, for Christ's sake. tell me this is not a cosmic joke against me!"

Peter on Knowing Jesus, Part 2

"it's like, you know 'i know jesus' and you get hung up on a fucking cross somewhere. 'because knowing jesus brings persecution' ...wow, thanks! wheeew! if only i'd known that in the first fucking brochure. you kinda left that one outta the beautiful, wonderful cosmic picture of christianity - thanks!"