Peter on Football, Part 5

"men should never touch other men's asses"

Peter on Gram, Part 4

"it's kinda like that saying 'in one ear and out the other' only in this case it's 'in both ears and right out your ass.'*"

*peter describing how gram doesn't really listen during "conversations."

Peter on School, Part 2

"mrs. prosser will whup some ass, but mr prosser wont' do shit. mr prosser be sitting on the couch watching westerns and eating beans.*"

*peter, upon recalling getting a note home to his parents which was addressed to his father, as opposed to his mother. his mother actually wore the pants in the family.

Peter on Dale T, Part 8

"i should 5446* his ass."

*take a guess

Peter on The Truth and The Consequences, Part 2

"i'm sorry, when i'm doing shit, if the dog get in the way of the tv, the dog get kicked."