Peter on Country Music, Part 5

"country music is a lot like having your mouth open when the dog farts."

Peter on The Truth and The Consequences, Part 2

"i'm sorry, when i'm doing shit, if the dog get in the way of the tv, the dog get kicked."

Peter on Eggnog

"the dog* goes nuts over eggnog. like off the fuckin' walls. eggnog is like crack cocaine for dogs."

*peter's dog, lucy.