Showing posts with label fool. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fool. Show all posts

Friday, May 1, 2009

Peter on NASCAR, Part 2

"there are only a select group of people who would be watching it at the time it's taking place. they would be your hicks, your low-lives, your country jerk offs, and my step mom. cater to them, not me! the day i watch nASScar is the day i put a shoot gun in my mouth and end it all. you have to be a pretty worthless, depressed person to enjoy watching hicks with pepsi logos on their cars drive in circles all afternoon."

Peter on Dale T, Part 10

"dale T has been - as a collective whole - a worthless father, a worthless husband, and as the small bottle of blue pills would suggest, a worthless lover, too."

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Peter on Self-Actualization

"i don't have a whole lot of, well, anything going on."

Peter on Dale T, Part 8

"i should 5446* his ass."

*take a guess