Peter on Rush and Hannity

"oh, oh, oh! rush will be on hannity tonight! that's like watching one horse take a shit and the other rolling in it."

Peter on Armageddon, Part 2

"arma-fuck-geddon is upon us and i want my front row seat for it, dammit!*"

*spoken as a general statement about the state of the world in 21st century america.