Peter on Bob's Game

"the day i pay money for a game called 'bob's game' is the day i stick rabid wolverines into my colon."

Peter on Saving Money

"i'm sorry, my life does NOT rotate around 30 cent savings! see, back in the day when you had no food and/or money, you worry about 30 cents. but times have changed! i’ll give you a buck 30 just to shut the fuck up!"

Peter on Gainful Employment, Part 3

"i couldn't do cashier work which eliminated me from about 99% of the jobs around here."

Peter on Gainful Employment, Part 2

"if there was a job, there would be money. of course, who's gonna hire a 400 pound cripple? you know? and even when i could get around better, back in, you know, the late '90s - early 2000's... seriously, who's going to hire a 400 pound plus person who's not qualified for anything?"

Peter on Medical Woes

"when they ask me if there is any new relevant information they need to know about, i'm going to lift my fuckin' shirt, pull down my little pants, and show them my freakin' hernia. and i'll say 'here's exhibit A, bitches!'"