Peter on Holidays, Part 3

"family holidays: rectal probes that we all must endure, ones that are so filled with promise yet seem never to deliver."

Peter on Anal Probes, Part 2

"there’s nothing grander then the thought of an anal probe and dale T. the term and the man are as one."

Peter on Anal Probes

"whenever things in life go wrong (or just not right) the term 'anal probe' comes to mind. think of it as a conditioned response. how it would feel to get his nuts run over by a dump truck? anal probe. what's it like to be cast out homeless by your own kith and kin? anal probe. so when it comes to something of bullshit taking place it's just basic reality that the idea of an anal probe rears its ugly head."