Peter on Colds

"you got phlegm and snot in your mouth? there's something not right and that's all i got to say about it! there's nothing good about it. do you wanna swallow it? well, outta sight, outta mind. but the problem is when you swallow the shit don't go down because the shit's in the throat!"

Peter on Cough Medicine

"cough syrup. that shit is fuckin' vile! it's like sucking the ball sack of a fuckin' donkey after he's been rolling in a pile of monkey shit. that's what that stuff tastes like! and it comes with the little plastic cup and you're supposed to measure and shit... fuck that! i just swig that shit right down. i figure if i take too much, guess what? i'll die! cold's over! cold is gone! you dead, no more cold!"