Peter on Education

"i'll educate these fuckin' bastards and send em fuckin' sideways!*"

*said upon seeing that his local area wanted to raise taxes to help increase funding for education.

Peter on Taxes, Part 2

"they should put a tax of 50 cents on every fool lawmaker who says stupid shit. trust me, we'd be rollin' in surplus cash."

Peter on Taxes

"obesity tax? yeah, it's worked for me. the miracle cure. cut out soda."